{"product_id":"hardcover-journal-matte","title":"It Was Just Like The Thorn Birds Hardcover Matte Journal","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"735bbb4f-e7ed-44d0-83c5-45d7f34af8ef\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3-mini\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"585\"\u003eFor the closeted prima donna who documents everyday events with inappropriate grandeur— nothing says “I had a slightly awkward email exchange” like declaring, “it was just like \u003cem data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eThe Thorn Birds.\" S\u003c\/em\u003eometimes you spill coffee and instead of moving on, you fully commit to the bit, search your entire life for a thorn tree, impale yourself upon it, and sing the most beautiful song you've ever uttered as you slowly die. #IYKYK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"opacity-100 transition-opacity duration-300 ease-out motion-reduce:transition-none starting:opacity-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-token-border-default mt-1 border-t py-3 text-sm\"\u003e.: Full wraparound print\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-token-border-default mt-1 border-t py-3 text-sm\"\u003e.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-token-border-default mt-1 border-t py-3 text-sm\"\u003e.: Matte finish\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-token-border-default mt-1 border-t py-3 text-sm\"\u003e.: Casewrap binding\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-token-border-default mt-1 border-t py-3 text-sm\"\u003e.: Note: 0.5\"x0.5\" production barcode visible on the back cover\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":46478131789878,"sku":"21812510064352433783","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/5955\/1542\/files\/972724479697359320_2048.jpg?v=1780374181","url":"https:\/\/yqc7eu-gb.myshopify.com\/products\/hardcover-journal-matte","provider":"Sanctified Profanity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}